Extended Version on Patreon
Story:
Your Tsundere coworker is forced to give you CPR as you faint at work. He feels super reluctant to helping you since the two of you have been at each other’s throats since day 1. However once he realizes that you are actually in need of dire help, he summons massive amounts of passion and effort into making sure that you are safe.
Script:
Hello 911?! Yea I need to get here as soon as you can I just found out my co worker isn’t breathing! Yea it looks like she fainted and yea I’m calling from Moes Café and yes I know there so much going on right now but please you gotta get here as soon as you can please I can’t lose her please hurry I don’t know how long she can survive like this, please hurry!
Hey look were safe here don’t worry everything is gunna be fine. Hey wait a second.. why are your eyes closing.. hey don’t do that! Stop! What are you doing are you okay? Look this isn’t funny.. no! stop! Hey! Answer me! Don’t do this please stay with me! No! Hey, stupid! Can you hear me? Come on! Please tell me you can hear?
Oh my god… no it looks like she passed out! I guess it’s normal to pass out form extreme fear? Oh my god what am I gunna do?
Hey Uncle Moe! Uncle Moe! It’s an emergency! She passed out what do we do?
Moe: You stay with her and I’m gunna go get some help.
Hurry please!
Moe: Look, do you still know how to do CPR? I remember you learned it when you were training to become a life guard.
Yea sure but my memory is a little hazy.
Moe: Listen… you got this.. I know you do..
Thanks Uncle Moe..
Oh god CPR? Like mouth-to-mouth? Can I really do that? On her? Whats stopping me? I’ve done it before and I’ve never had an issue with doing it on anyone but for some reason the thought of putting my lips on hers just feels so.. so..
Snap out of it dude! You gotta focus on the present moment! I gotta get her lying on her back safely and turn her head over in case she vomits.. Then I gotta make sure there no fire, no wires, and glass and no gas in the area. Okay look like were safe no.. ugh.. yea I gotta check for vitals… Okay she’s got pulse.. that’s good.. Now lets see if she’s breathing.. Oh no.. oh know it looks like she isn’t breathing very much.. Oh god.. oh god.. this isn’t good.. Hey! Wake up! Wake up please you can’t be doing this to me right now! Oh god.. why do you have to be so stupid! I hate that you work hadto start working here! I hate that you keep bothering me while I’m trying to do my job! You’re the most annoying coworker ever! I hate the way you keep poking me when I bend over to take out the trash! I hate the way you talk to yourself outloud and distract me when I’m trying to keep up with the restaurants orders! I hate that goofy expression you make when you laugh.. I hate that you so shy around others but so confident with me.. I hate how much you seem to enjoy spending time with me during our shifts together..I hate the way you make me feel when you’re not around.. I hate that before you showed up I was so lonely and without company.. I hate that didn’t realize how much I wanted you to be around until you actually weren’t.. I hate the way you look at the world in a less serious way.. I hate that I had to meet someone like you for me to realize it was okay to have strong feelings towards someone.. god.. she’s not breathing? Are you breathing?! Please? Come on give me some type of ansewer please oh god I don’t want to find out your not gunna make it.. no.. looks like I’m gunna give her mouth-to-mouth-
Come one man, don’t be a wimp.. you can do this.. obviously the mouth sounds are gunna have to be on the extended patreon version but were gunna have to go for it. 3..2..1..
*Puff* Come on.. *Puff* we can do this *Puff* please we got this.. *Puff* please work.. Puff* please work! *Puff* oh god! *Puff* I can’t lose her! *Puff* it would be to painful not to be able keep her around *Puff* why do I have to thinking about all this as I’m trying to save her life?! *Puff* please god! *Puff* please I’d give anything to see her smile one more time! *Puff* that stupid smile! *Puff* That stupid freaking smile *Puff* the way she covers her mouth when she laughs*Puff* I hate it. *Puff* the taste of her lips *Puff* I can’t help but notice the taste of her lips *Puff* there just so *Puff* nice *Puff* come on! *Puff* come back to me! *Puff* we can do this! *Puff* we can do this! *Puff*
Oh my god! Oh my god! Your awake! You’re breathing again! Yes! Wait are those people clapping for me? Oh my god! Please hug me right now! Oh god.. oh I’m so glad you are safe.. I’m so glad you are safe.. I was so worried.. I was so worried I couldn’t believe you were so close.. you were so close to… oh god.. I’m just so happy you’re safe.. I’m just so happy your safe.. but um.. yea.. whatever.. I just.. you’re fine now though right? Like we can let go? yea come one don’t be clingy.. come on let go of me.. jeez.. Look I’m gunna.. I’m gunna head over to .. ugh.. I don’t know I’m just gunna go.. look you don’t need to know where I’m going it’s none of your business okay.. clean yourself up you look like a mess..
Oh god.. my head is in a weird place right now.. I don’t get it.. why was I having all those weird thoughts as I was saving her life? Why was I so frantic in that situation? I’m usually so much more calm and cool.. I’ve done CPR on people before.. it’s not the first time but.. those were always strangers.. but she’s basically a stranger too isn’t she?.. I guess she isn’t… I guess I think of her differently for some reason.. why? She such an annoying brat it doesn’t make any sense.. god.. whatever..
Yeti: Hey are you okay! We saw you had passed out and we all just wanted to make sure you were doing better! Yea it was actually really a spectacle.. the whole restaurant was watching actually. We hadn’t seen anything like it but your boyfriend was a real hero! We all saw the determination he had in his face and the passion he had when he was saving your life. He was practically on the verge of tears! Wait.. you mean that wasn’t your boyfriend? Oh sorry I just assumed.. well I mean.. this may sound super strange coming from a stranger but you too just sorta.. look like a couple I guess? I mean.. the way your mouths were touching and.. hey.. your face is getting awfully red.. are you alright? Oh sure I mean if you gotta go that’s cool but hey we’re all happy you’re safe!
Uncle Moe: Hey I was lookin all over for ya.. good to see you’re alright.. my nephew did a great job and taking care of you I’m sure.. yea he’s in the break room just staring out the window right now.. I think he’s just in a bit of a contemplative mood. Look.. I think you should probably go over there and cheer him up.. I think he could use it.. but here.. let’s get you two a couple of hot chocolates.. with extra marshmallows of course.. take these and ask him how he’s feeling.. trust me he tries to act like a tough guy but he’s actually such a softie you have no idea.. now go on.. he’s waiting for you..
Hey.. what the heck are you doing here.. can’t ya see I’m trying to be edgy and contemplative as I stare out the window? Whatever.. what’s that? Hot chocolate? For me? oh yea for saving your life.. yea don’t mention.. your welcome.. I know you would’ve probably done the same for me.. oh nice how did you know I loved marshmallows! This makes saving your life almost worth it lol.. hey! Lol don’t poke me I was joking.. but for real.. I wanted to ask.. how are you.. like really.. I know you conscious.. but.. are you actually okay?…. yea okay.. I’m glad to hear.. me? I’m fine.. why wouldn’t I be? What do mean I seem off? No I’m not off.. yea whatever I got sorta emotional.. wait.. you were unconscious so how do you even know that? Whatever.. look.. dummy.. I don’t want you fainting on me again! It was enough of a pain to have to save you once I don’t really want to have to do it again, okay? Don’t you dare ever make me that worried ever again! You got that? Look I’ll confess.. I was really worried about you.. and I’m glad you’re okay.. it would have been awful for me to deal with if you we’ren’t around anymore.. because.. well.. even though don’t get along.. I still like having you around.. sorta.. Good.. what are you.. why are you standing so close? Yea were like shoulder to shoulder right now.. kinda like we were in the first part to this video. If you can’t remember.. just click on the screen for part 1 of this video.. hey.. don’t look at me like that.. you’re giving me that weird smirk again and I don’t like it.. wait.. what the heck are you trying to kiss me? nononononono we don’t gotta do that we don’t gotta do that.. it’s unnecessary it’s unnecessary please just stop.. hey look I don’t what you think this is but please just— *kiss*.