ASMR Tsundere Study Date with Crush! [Badboy x Goodgirl]
Story: The first semester of college has been rough. You’ve been pulling all nighters. You’ve built your whole identity on being a studious INTP and academically prestigious. And the there’s him. The cute but clueless ESTP jock you went to highschool with, who sleeps in class, parties all night and somehow is still getting by. You’ve had a crush on this oaf for over 4 years but only NOW is he paying any attention to you, and you’re not entirely sure why. You’ve been putting in all the work and seeing him be all lazy and unkempt is just up straight-up annoying. He asks you out on a study date where you two do very little studying.
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Script:
Wait up wait up wait up, yo yo, why do always walk so fast out of room after the lecture done huh? Man you must really not like that class. Oh you just a busy girl? Doing whaaaat so full of it. I know you don’t study properly lol just kidding I know you’re a braniac. Ok yea so what if I fall asleep in class? I can learn in my sleep cause I just dream about what the prof is saying, duh. It goes into my subconscious and stuff. But yo for real.. I need help.. lol.. im not ready exams at all.. do you actually like studying though? I think some people do. Actually you know back in highschool studying with people actually was fun. Lolol yea I know you don’t always learn but sometimes you do. Look we brainstorm ideas and then we all get smarter that’s how it works. Why are you so skeptical? You should study with me sometime you might learn a thing or two lol. Yea? Lol you actually so eager lol. Yeyeye I saw the excitement in your eyes lol. I mean I was kidding around before but sure lets do it. Yea lets do. Lets go on a study date! Lol that sounds so 90’s. I actually love it though. Ok so just meet me at the library later this evening. Look I gotta run but well see each other then alright? Cool.
Library:
What up Whatup. What? Why you lookin at me like that? No I don’t wear a watch who needs a watch we got phones, duh. Oh hehe I guess im a little late. Buts its no big deal we got time. Ok so.. did you bring snacks? Ugggghh you kidding me? have you never been on a study date before? Obviously not.. and im not surprised this is probably your first one lol..ok ok whatever im not hungry.. ok ignore that. So lets go.. pull out the books.. yea.. so.. chapter 1, mitosis is the process of a cell splitting. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Ughh yooo do you actually wanna study though? Lolol what? Don’t get mad lol.. but you know when you just like don’t wanna do nothing? When am I gunna need to know this stuff anyhow? Look im only here cause I got a scholoarship playing soccer, I got all the knowledge I need in my feet. Lol. Ok, but like isn’t weird how its called the powerhouse? How is the scientific term. Look to be honest, I don’t think I trust science. Lol no for real these scientists are nuts. Dude these scientists honestly believe that whales are mammals. Like no bro that’s fish. Because does it not look like a fish? Its in the water, it has fins it’s a fish. Dude there a bird called the tittykaka.. like these scientists have no idea how to behave like mature adults. They could learn from me. Isnt science basically a cult? I mean they just expect us to believe is just because theres a study? Seriously like back in the day if someone wanted to win an argument you know what they’d say? They’d say something like ‘it’s true, it’s true, timmy, it’s the bible timmy’. Hahahahah my mother still says that exact same thing lololol I love that guy. Dude I hate the name timmy. Its because like, bro why is your name timmy? Why would you want to be a timmy lol just be tim. Tims a decent name. Timmy is just you know.. goofy sounding. Lol its like you wanna beat up something. Can you stop distracting me like jeesus Christ. Seriously I knew you were gunna be bad news. Lol . ok ok . we’re actually gunna start studying now. We’re not gunna distracted by nothing you understand. let see hear lets so the united states was founded in 1776…. Do you believe in the illuminati? What lolo naw naw its lolol no im not being distracted its relevant its relevant. I mean you never seen the eye ball on the dollar bill? Yea you know the pyramid thing hold up let me show ya.. yea .. you see ? it’s creepy! Dude I swear to god like two minutes I seen some dude on his laptop. Yea this was like one those like non showering basement dwelling dudes here in the library. Might have been like his first day out in public and I swear to god this man had like one of them like ‘alienware’ laptops. Like that alone is really sus, and I took a little on the dudes screen thinking it’s be hilarious if all I saw were like anime boobies of whatever but no this dude.. he had like a black screen with like green text and stuff and like it was moving really fast and look.. he had like diagrams of like money and like paintings of presidents from decades ago. George Washington Carver. You know? I don’t think its safe.. hm? im telling ya this place is going down.. watch like ten minutes from now all the lights is gunna flicking upside down and the computer are gunna be melting. Hes like a hacker or something. What do you mean that’s not how hacking works how you’d know? Wait seriously? What do ya mean were taking a programming class together? I thought were studying English? Whatever. Anyways lets back to studying. Okay. A squares plus b squared = c squared huh? How’d they figure that out? Ughh this too hard. Sobs sobs. Can you help me? lol stop laughing at me. I cant concentrate on an empty stomach. Rumble. See. Its talking to you. Its saying feed me. lol. Look I think we deserve a study break. What you mean I didn’t study I studied. I studied plenty. I’ve been studying your figure. Slap. Ayye come one what was that for you didn’t let me finish. I meant was studying you boobies. Slap, Ayyee come on. No look we’re studying math right? So bacially I was curious about your hip to wait ratio. Slap. Ayyye come on.. lolol.. you wanna apologize? Yea? What I gotta apologize for? Alright alright. Im sorry. What you mean what wasn’t a real apology? Oka ook ill try again. I’m sorry, I never meant to be insensitive, can you ever forgive me? lololol you look so embarrassed. Yea I bet ya didn’t expect that huh? Lololol. Alright alright come on. Where we going? We’re going over to the corner store. Yea I want snacks. You comin? Don’t worry im buying? Oh now you get up quickly lololol cheapskate lolol come one lets go..
Corner store:
Everything in convenience stores is like twice the price as the grocery store. Well I guess that the price of convenience. Alright I want a chocolate bar. Whatchu want. Chocolate bar? Cool. Imma get something I never got before. Hmm Turkish delight. Ehh why not. I mean one of us has to be delightful lol. What that you got there? A bounty bar? Never heard of it. Eeewww coconut on chocolate? That’s like the pineapple on pizza of the chocolate world. Jeeez. I guess you’re just built different. Alright ill pay.. yea naw credit. Cool thanks have good day. Alright lets bounce.
Outside:
Look the librarys kinda far isn’t it? I mean I swear we walked so long to get the store I feel it would just make no sense to back now. Don’t get snippy with me and each yo chocolate sweetheart. Lolol there we go. alright what’s turksih delight taste like. Huh.. ugh this aint chocolate I ever tasted before! This is like some kinda gummy candy no way! You should told me I was gunna make that error. I was counting on you tuts ya you! Lol. Whatever I don’t care anyhow. Gimme a piece of yours. Yea I know I was dissin it but so what break a piece off. Eww don’t lick it. Lol gross.. I still want it though.. just a piece. Okay cool.. mmm ok ok . its not so bad. You know my place a lot closer than the library at this point how about we just continue are study session over there? Lolol don’t get all flustered now, lol never had a cute boy invite you over before? So what do ya say? Aha cool cool I like the sound of it.
manny ASMR
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