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Story:
Your are bored at home so you decide to purposefully annoy your tsundere room mate as he is getting ready for a date. Somehow he gets the hiccups ands decides to blame it on you. The two of you go through a series of hijinks in order to rid him of those hiccups before his date arrives!
Script:
Why am I stuck being around you? Why don’t you learn to make some real friends huh? Look just because we’re forced to be room mates doesn’t mean we have to get a long and become buddies all of a sudden. I would have never wanted to be living with you but your mom and my uncle just had to fall in love with each other. Good greif. Now I’m stuck tolerating your annoying face. Look I don’t have time for this okay I’m trying to get ready for a hot this evening. NO trust me you don’t know her! Can’t you see I’m busy? Ugh why won’t you leave me alone? Look we played monopoly for like 3 hours yesterday and you were the worst sore winner in the world so no I don’t play anything with you anymore. No I don’t care you cheated anyways! Yes you did! You were totally hiding money in you socks! That’s so gross only a weirdo like you would hide money in there socks. No shut up I wasn’t STARING at your feet! I swear if your mom wasn’t in the other room I would grabbed you by the ankles and pulled your socks off right from under you and—ew gross stop no that’s not my fantasy that’s your fantasy you gross weirdo. So what I chose the shoe piece when we were playing monopoly I lost the race car piece. Ugh.. next time we’re playing checkers I swear. But right now I’m not playing anything with you because– *hiccup*. Ahem.. excuse what I was gunna say was– *hiccup*. Wipe that smirk off your face right now! *hiccup* If I could just finish my sentence.. I was gunna tell you that *hiccup* I don’t have time to *hiccup* oh my god *hiccup* this isn’t good *hiccup* okay look you gotta help me get rid of these hiccups. *hiccup* no it’s an emergency because I have a hot girl that I’m supposed to meet and *hiccup* I don’t need this right now okay? I feel like this is your fault! *hiccup* Yes I’m blaming you right now okay? Because.. everything in my life has gone down the tubes ever since you showed up now hurry up and help me get rid of these it’s a freakin emergency! *hiccup* Okay hurry up and start looking up solutions on your phone I don’t got a lot of time before my date gets here and *hiccup*. Hurry up whats the first thing?! Breathe into a paper bag? *hiccup* hurry up put this bag over my head! *suffocates* I can’t breath! *hiccup* what the heck did you forget to put airholes in this thing! *cough* I’m dying! Take it off! Holy crap! *hiccup* it didn’t work! Okay what’s next? Ice cold water? Okay lets do that! Wait why do you have a bucket of ice water handy like that? Okay what do you want me to do? wait why should I put my face near the bucket whats gunna happen? *drowns* *gasp* what the heck are you doing are you tryna kill me? *cough* *cough* I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to drink a glass of ice water not drown in a bcket of ice water jesus chirst. I feel like you wanna kill me. Why would try to kill me when I literally saved your life in the last video? Don’t you remember when I did CPR on you when you fainted? *hiccup* Look if you don’t remember then you can check out the video on the screen where I, a tsundere bully, was forced to perform CPR on you when you fainted. Okay whats next on the list for hiccups? Performing mouth to mouth cure hiccups? I’m pretty sure tha’ts not true *hiccup* Are you just trying to find an excuse to make-out with me? Look we already did that before and– *hiccup* look just skip the next thing on the list. Swallowing granulated sugar? Okay I’ll lie down on the floor and pour some sugar into my mouth.. *hiccup* do it! *spit spit* what the fuck that wasn’t sugar that was salt! *spit* *spit* what the fuck is the matter with you I can’t believe you just poured salt in my mouth you dumb***! *spit* I need water! Pour some water in my mouth! *gulps* oh shit that too much! F*ck your drowning me again holy sh*t ugh.. you idiot stop it! Holy crap I feel like I’m gunna pass out.. f*ck.. this is to much.. holy sh*t.. quick.. I’m gunna pass out.. please don’t let me die.. look.. your gunna have to do mouth to mouth.. *kiss* *breathes* *kiss* *kiss**kiss* come on I still feel like I’m dying! *kiss**kiss**kiss* breathe into my lungs harder please! *kiss**kiss* f*ck *cough* I think it worked! I think I’m alive. And wait… I think the hiccups are gone.. oh god.. finally.. look.. thank you.. but also.. f*ck you! You are completely insane! Yea whatever you saved me but you also almost killed me so shut the f*** up! Look I’m not feeling well I think I’m gunna cancel the date with that cute girl. No that doesn’t mean I have time to play monopoly with you. Look screw you okay! You cheated last time I know you did! That’s it I don’t care if you accuse my of having a foot f*tish I’m gunna prove it right now that you have monopoly money in your socks! Come here! Get over here! Gotcha pinned to the ground now can’t escape now can ya? Hahah. Now lets get these socks off.. stop squirming around! Almost got them.. there! Okay your lucky I didn’t find anything this time but just you wait I finna prove you is a cheater you understand?