ASMR Tsundere Flirts at Farmers Market! [Badboy x Goodgirl

Script:

Hey, excuse me. I have to say, I absolutely love the look. Yea look at you look absolutely adorable in the dress lol. I almost had you confused these strawberries over here with you lookin like such a snack lol. You definitely picked the right outfit for today, since it’s such beautiful sunny day. Just too bad your chose to wear white sneakers though, I can see they’ve already gotten quite dirty lol. But that fine, your cuteness makes up for it. Woah lol don’t get so feisty aha I was complimenting you. What are doing right this second, besides talking to a cool charming stranger lol. I noticed you were staring at the strawberries for quite some time. Oh there you’re favorite huh? Hmmmm.. you know I find that quite interesting. You know they say a persons favourite fruit is highly indicative of their core personality and can even reveal their deepest desires. Aha since you like strawberries, I bet I know a few things about you that your don’t even know about yourself lol. Really you wanna bet? Look I’m gunna have to get back to errands in a second, but lets play a quick game. It’s called the strawberry game. No I’m not just making this up on the spot lol. It’s a psychological game. It’s actually called Kokology. Ever heard of it? Yea so it’s an ancient Japanese school of psychology that focuses judging someones personality but getting them answer a series of situational questions in order to interoperate that persons personality. Sound pretty cool right? Yea lol. Stick with me sweet-heart ill teach you lots of things lol. Ok ok stop rolling your eyes and pay attention. Lol I just noticed you have the feistiest yet adorable facial expressions. It’s like you wanna be all defiant but your still giggling like lol stop giggling. Seriously ok. First question: imagine it’s a beautiful sunny day and you are wearing a beautiful spring outfit. Birds are chirping and you just feel super comfortable. You are walking for a little while and you eventually come across a strawberry field. How high is the fence around this field? Is it about waist- height? Is it taller than you? Or is it super short or even nonexistent? Okay so you’re in the field. How many strawberries do eat? 1? 2?3?4?5? more? Ok now, a farmer comes out and asks you what your doing and why you are eating the strawberries. How do you answer? Is it your first instinct to apologize? Or is it to tell him you thought the strawberries were delicious? Ok now looking back on your little adventure, what are your thoughts? Okay okay very interesting. You know I totally guessed you were gunna ansewer the way you were gunna ansewer lol. Yea. I knew the fence was gunna be atleast waist height if not higher, and you were gunna a ton of strawberries. Probably like 5 or so. And you definitely started apologizing. Like almost immediately. Lol. Yea you know at first I wasn’t so sure about you but now I actually feel like we might get along. Oh you wanna what the ansewers mean. Loooook I did mention I as kinda busy and you knowwww lolol.. no for real. I actually did come here to run errands. No boo boo no my plan for today wasn’t to meet a feisty yet adorable girl in a somewhat cute outfit lol. No for real I came here to buy flowers. Don’t laugh at me. and no im not lying lolol. I mean there not for me i don’t care about flowers.someone special?! No! well she is special. Well there actually for my mother. Yea yea call me a mommas boy whatever. I don’t really like buying flowers. Its too tricky to find the right ones. Hey would you like to help me pick some out? Yea the flourist is over in that direction. come on ill lead the way.

Flower section:

Okay so the selection is pretty big sheesh. Yea Im honestly no good sort of thing. Hm? The message? What do you mean? Flowers send messages? Oh I see. Like the type of flower is supposed to mean something to person you give em too. I guess that makes sense. What are they supposed to mean? No sorry I don’t actually know her favorite. Look. I don’t if it really matters. Whats your favourite flower, maybe ill go with that one. Daisies? I mean its okay I guess. Who me? no I don’t have a favorite flower. What kind of a man has a favorite flower? Im not obsessing over anything lol. Ok sure.. it’s a pretty big garden so ill check it out over here and you can check it out over there and we’ll meet back in a second.

Thinking:

Damn, what are her favorite flowers? Ughh.. I wish I knew.. But even if I did, would I ever even cared? I can’t say. I wish I could ask but it’s obviously too late now. Damn.. if only I been a better-

Oh? That was quick! What have you got there? Wait, did you make this? Wow. A bouquet. I never could have made something like this seriously im impressed and yes you’re it is important to make the right selection. Thanks.

Thinking: Theres something different about her.. hmm..

 Roses.. yea.. roses.. I admit. Roses are my favorite flower. No ones ever really so I never had to think about it but yea. I like them. I guess. No its not because im a hopeless romantic. I mean they have thorns so their cool. They have an organic armour so no one can mess with them. But for real im gunna go pay for these real quick and.. did you see their selling lemonade back over there? Yea I’d like to get some with you. I mean you seem pretty cool so far, and I think I’d like to get to know you for a bit. Yea lets grab some lemonade and we can take a little walk over the lake just nearby. Come on ill show my favourite park bench.

Going to the bench:

Man you just chugged that didn’t you omg I was like yoooo this girl is thirsty we haven’t even reached the spot yet lol. But tru it is kinda outside. Okay here we are sit down. I like sitting here and just staring off into the lake. Its peaceful. Why are you lookin at me like that? Wait what am I forgetting? Ohhh lololo snap I forgot all about that yea sooo the strawberry game. Wait what were your ansewers? Lol jk. Honestly I could tell from your vibe right away what you were gunna  ansewer. So the first question with the height of the fence. This fence is supposed to symbolize your internalized barrier for entry when it comes to experiencing intimacy. Since you answered that the fence was a little high it means your probably a little guarded when it comes to allowing people to get close to you. With the question about how many strawberries you ate you ended eating soo maannny and I was like yooo this girl is hungryyyyy lolololol. This is supposed to reveal that actually quite an appetite and almost a craving to have intimacy in your life. Yea.. and lastly you immediately apologized to the farmer. So what this represents is well, how you would react if you were to be caught in an affair lolololool no im seriouslololol come one its funny.. but yea I could sense that about you.. I felt it.. I just knew.. You know.. its okay to have desires… and it naturally to feel protective of youself from getting hurt.. I actually totally understand.. there one more thing I can probably guess about you.. yea.. its how you would react if I did this.. kiss..