ASMR Jealous Tsundere Snap and Apologizes!

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Hey babe whats ups check it out I want to show you this- oh for the love god what’re you still doing with that thing? You gotta be kiddin me look it was your birthday like a week ago you know? Yea I know you begged me for that Eren Yeager body pillow and I resisted for good reason. I mean look at yoouuuu, you’ve cuddling that thing non stop! It’s… it’s.. weird! Ok?

Look move over. Yea I wanna chill on the bed. Don’t worry I’m ignoring you. I just wanna see if there’s anything good on Netflix. Let’s see. Hmmm. Don’t look at me like that. What’d you call me? Jealous? Pffff. Please. Stop it. No! No way I’m jealous of a pillow that ridiculous, you’re ridiculous. You know I don’t care for cuddling right? No I’m not just saying that. Men don’t needs cuddles. Comfort and cuddles, that’s just makes us soft. No way. Nah. Not since I was like 8 or 9. What’s so sad about that? So what if mother hasn’t hugged me in years no big deal. I’m probably better for it anyhow. I think my dad told her not to hug me or my brothers because he thought it would turn us gay. Pretty sure that’s not true lol. And my brother Louie turned out to be gay anyhow so it never really mattered. You know I’ve been meaning to call that guy, I think I’ll do it later. Seriously the more stuff add on to Netflix the harder What? Oh you mean Zendaya show everyone talking about? Yea that show Euphoria. Nah I never seen it. Ennnnnngh honestly it just looks like a total chick show. And no I don’t really feel like watching Attack on Titan either. You want to grow my hair out? Ughhh ok. And get a pony tail? Mmmmm we’ll see. Do more crunches? What exactly are you trying say to me babe. I’m in bulk mode right now trying get beefier. 12 pack abs?! There’s no such thing as 12 pack abs! Okay that’s it gimme the thing. The thing, the pillow thing, you and that friggin Yeager-boy have been getting on my nerves so give it. Come here, come on. *Thud* Eyyy! You kicked me in the head you clutz. Yea whatever you’re forgiven I don’t really care. Yea whatever you enjoy pillow I don’t really give a damn. Imma go take a dump and call my gay brother Louie because I love that guy. Later. I can poop and talk if wanna its called multi-tasking sweetheart.

Alright… why did I come in here again? Ughh don’t you hate it when that happens? Alright lets open up Youtube. ‘How-to- get- abs-like-Eren-Yeager’. Okay this video seems pretty legit. If I work hard enough then maybe.. then maybe.. uggghhnn.. what am I doing? I can’t believe it. I can’t believe myself. I’m seriously jealous of a pillow? Really? Dude snap out of it. This is wack! I need to breathe. I need to slow down and think. She always tells me I should do this. Maybe I should listen. Ok. Why am I really upset? What kind of feeling am I having? Where in my body do feel this feeling? Where is the actual pain coming from? Ughh.. I think I should go talk to her.

Hey babe, I, uhh. I’m really sorry about all that. I wasn’t thinking right. I was being dramatic. Okay, thanks for not being so mad. Oh yea don’t worry my head doesn’t hurt. So.. I wanted to say something to you. I was thinking… and I just wanted to say.. I… you… we.. you are total buttface.. No! that’s not what I meant.. ughh.. look let me lay in the bed with you. I get more in my feelings this way. So basically.. I was kinda jealous of the body pillow.. ughh don’t snicker.. but yea I actually was.. as dumb as it sounds. Truth is, Eren Yeager, he’s got a pretty great physique. And you know how many years I’ve been spinning my wheels on my fitness journey and what not. Truth is.. seeing all the perfect male physiques in media and in marvel movies and stuff.. it’s inspiring yes.. but lately a lot of it has just been getting me down. I don’t feel I’m making the type of progress I want and.. and whenever I do make progress with my fitness… I just never feel like its enough.. I never feel like im enough.. I need bigger arms, wider shoulders, more defined abs. I.. I hate it.. honestly I can’t tell you how many of my friends growin up have gotten onto steroids because they never felt like were big enough. For some reason nobody really cares that there’s all these dude basically killing themselves over body dismorphia. So yea. I was jealous. I can’t get a 12 pack. I’ve been trying for a while to get more ripped but it’s really difficult. I know I’ll get there someday but.. sometimes it just bothers me that I’m not there already. And when I do get there, will I even be able enjoy it? Will I ever feel like it’s enough? Will I ever feel like.. like I’m enough? I can’t say I know the ansewer… And for why I don’t like cuddling.. well.. I sorta felt like maybe my body isn’t really ready to just, held like that. Like I don’t deserve it yet. Like I haven’t earned it yet. And giving myself that kind of comfort.. I’m just not good enough yet. I know that doesn’t really sounds like it makes sense but I just felt insecure about having some hold my body that way and feel all the imperfections. That’s pretty much it. I’ve really just said it all to you. I was just never sure that my You know I’m glad you told me slowing down and trying to understand the way I feel. I honestly never knew that you do stuff like that. And talking about it feels pretty good aswell. So, I’m sorry for trying to grab your pillow. That was just wrong. Ugh lol yea fine I got jealous of pillow lol you got me lol. This whole thing was just so silly lol. Okay come here No it can’t be you, me and the pillow. Do I have to start tickling you? Alright you asked for it lol.