ASMR Boyfriend Snaps When Accused Of Cheating!

Story:

You get a weird anonymous phone call from an unknown number… you also receive photographs of what looks like your boyfriend embracing another woman! What the heck is going on here? He told you he was handling some business over at Moe’s café but he didn’t mention anything about hugging some other girl! You confront him immediately in order to get answers…

Script:

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Aye! What the heck was that for? Woah baby come yourself your not making any sense! *smash* what the heck are you doing?! Don’t start breaking stuff calm down! Hey watch out you almost knocked over my cherrios! Ayo this isn’t like you! It’s not like you at all babe calm down and tell me what happened! What do you mean I’m a jerk I didn’t even do nothing! Listen babe how am I supposed to help you if don’t speak to me in proper sentences? Seriously your half crying and talking seriously isn’t really working for me. Stop being so freaking emotional I’m actually annoyed right now that you can’t talk like a coherent human being. Ya you know what, yea, you should leave! Calm youself down alright babe and don’t come back until you’ve learned to behave

Thoughts:

What the heck was that all about? That was totally random. Jesus Christ I’ve never seen her get so feisty! I mean for an INFP girl she’s seriously can super-heated and defensive when it’s about something truly important to her. What.. did I misquote her favourite anime or something? Whatever after I finish up these cheerios I’mma see what’s up with her. Wait a second.. oh my god are kidding me?! I swear this box was full yesterday! Jesus Christ she’s gunna get a piece of my mind!

Hey listen.. have you calmed yourself just yet? Seriously girl tell what the heck that was. No for real that was not appropriate behavior. Tell me what got you so upset. What the heck did you just say to me? I cheated? Okay I admit I was keeping extra monopoly money up my sleeve the whole time but ay who hasn’t done that before I mean come on lol. No wait you mean to say I was cheating on you with another woman? What the heck are talking about I wasn’t doing that? Where do you even get off tell me what I was doing with my own free time? No seriously are you being for real right now. I never cheated! No I didn’t and honestly if I did I would just own up to it fully but I never did nothing. How dare you question my integrity who the heck do you think I am? What kind of a man do you take me for? NO  didn’t cheat on you why would ever accuse of me that? Yea I got a right to be mad! Well I mean who likes being accused of something they didn’t do? Of something that wouldn’t ever do? I mean I’ve got my fair share of bad karma but cheating on a woman ain’t something I’d commit sweetie. Tell me where on earth did you get such a ridiculous idea anyhow? What? Anonymous phone call? Photographs? Who? What? Let me see these photos? Wait what the heck? How did someone get photos of me like this? Babe this is kinda creepy whats going on? Who sent these to you? A random phone number? Don’t you think that’s a little weird? No babe.. those photos aren’t photo shopped. Yea I was hugging that woman but I swear to god she was just a friend! Basically. Yea I know I told you was over to heading out to handle a meeting with that girl and no I didn’t expect to be hugging her like that but that come on you know it doesn’t mean anything seriously you taking this out of context she was getting emotional, as you ladies love to do, and it sorta just happened. Why don’t you believe me what’s wrong with you! I don’t even know who that chick and it’s weird that these photos just showed up outta nowhere. Babe listen… do you believe in ghosts? No I’m not saying that ghosts took the photos but what I’m saying is if ghosts could take photos… what would be there motive? Whatever honestly I can’t believe you still don’t believe me. Babe I got murdered last night for you! If you don’t remember, check out the top right corner of the screen! Why the heck would I cheat on you, huh? I’m actually insulted that you don’t believe me when I tell you something. But hey look! I’m sorry. Seriously I am I’m sorry. I am I don’t like that I snapped at you, even though you were the one who snapped first. But look we don’t have to fight. I’m sorry I was hugging that other girl but you know it doesn’t mean nothing right? Why would need to hug some other random girl when I got the best girl in the world right here! Come over here silly! Lololol what you don’t like it when I tickle you? Don’t lie you love it ahaha.. I feel like making you smile especially what you did for me yesterday. Click on the screen right now if you wanna remember what you did for me yesterday. Lol *slap* aye! What the heck was that for? Because I gave her flowers? Oh my god girl you are seriously just looking for reasons to get mad and be angry I seriously have no idea what the heck is problem.