ASMR bf silent treatment
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Story: It’s the night before Halloween and you have been giving him the silent treatment for the past few days. There had been an incident in the bathroom about a week prior which made things a little bit complicated between the two of you. Not to mention, a little birdy had told you about your boyfriend supposedly spending time with a random woman in the park during your anniversary. You two fight and argue over all of this, but are suddenly the door bell rings. It’s 11:58 pm, and the stranger out on your porch is now banging loudly on the door. Who could it be and is it safe to open the door?
Script:
Answer me woman! You have gotta be the most freakin annoying girlfriend a dude could ask for. Why have been ignoring me so much? I can’t stand you! You keep dodging me and not talking to me , why?! You’re such a piece of sh— ugh! Look I know we had that incident in the bathroom last week but I thoughts things were cool now I mean we made up and apologized over on patreon but for some reason you just haven’t been the same since! Look I promised I wasn’t gunna pry into the real reason why there all that junk in bathroom because I get it, its personal to you. But girl listen, I just asked if knew where the pumpkin carving stuff was is that really such a big deal? What the matter you don’t trust me with a knife? Or do you just not appreciate my artistic talents? Look I admit the DERP face jack-o-lanter I made last year was in poor taste but believe me I have matured. Hello? Why can’t you speak? Whenever I enter a room you always have some reason to walk out of there. And another thing, anytime you run away you sound like squidward! Yes you do babe I never wanted to tell you this I didn’t wanna hurt your stupid feelings too bad but you like freaking squidward when you walk and its super annoying! You don’t notice it cause you’ve up a tolerance to being ridiculous! Never mind that. It doesn’t even matter. You don’t wanna do anything together anymore like your just gunna make me carve this pumpkin by myself. You suck you know that? You really do. Ayo where you going now? You know what I’ll my own jack-o-lantern carving party. With blackjack, and bikini models! You know what, screw the pumpkin!
Thoughts: I can’t believe this. It’s like all we ever do now is fight. This whole month has just been crazy. I don’t even know what it is. Ughhh. Well we all now what I gotta do now. Yea that’s right. This dude needs some MILK. *spit* woooah ahhhh what the heck is this? Unsweetened almond milk?! Just my freakin luck.
*door knock*
Babe look were gunna talk about this. Listen, listen. What? No it’s fine I can used to almond milk its just I want you to be more upfront and honest about why I’ve been so upset lately. Look yea I know no one wants their boyfriend to snap at them when giving him the silent treatment but please, could you just hear me out for a second? I just have this really big problem with being ignored. It’s just like.. I don’t usually like being attached to anyone if I can help it. I’ve just been let down a lot in the past and I find it easy to keep people at a distance. It’s usually because I’m afraid of developing feelings and even more so, I’m afraid of those feelings getting hurt. Look when I was growing up, my parents had to work a lot. I was basically what you’d call a latch-key kid. I’d come home, alone, to nobody. All the time. I had no siblings and that was my reality. I remember crying about it as a kid but when I tried to talk to them about it…. Well they just never really seemed to care about the way I felt. I don’t want to sound ungrateful but it always really hurt when everything would just go in one ear and out the other with them. Being Ignored and unheard and left all alone was just a part of my everyday life and it really just left me with so much pain. So that’s why… babe are you crying? No come on.. no it’s fine.. don’t say sorry to me please.. no.. when you started talking to me less and less those feelings started to come back… no.. it’s okay… I know you are sorry I know you are but you don’t have to say it… ugh.. lets just hold each… oh my god… sweetie… I’ve missed you… I’ve missed being with you like we are right now.. please tell me you feel the same way.. ugh… fuck *kiss* *kiss* fuck *kiss* babe *kiss* fuck I’ve wanted this *kiss* for so fucking long *kiss* it’s been too long since we’ve *kiss**kiss* since we’ve been close like this*kiss* I couldn’t believe how long its been*kiss* babe don’t say sorry now *kiss* just be with me *kiss* just be with me*kiss* come closer *kiss* mmm *kiss* lets get under the covers *kiss**kiss* nice and warm.. I taste like almond milk? *kiss* ahah I’m guessing that makes you happy aha v*kiss**kiss**kiss* as much I like you pajama bottom *kiss**kiss* I’d like them a lot better if they were on the floor *kiss* *kiss* holy shit *kiss* your fucking pussy is like burning hot *kiss* holy shit its been so chilly this past fall*kiss* I could use some warm fucking pussy right now *kiss* *kiss* fuck *kiss* god babe *kiss* you’re getting me fuckin turned on right now for fucks sake *kiss* holy shit *kiss* I love this*kiss* mmm I needed this shit.. *kiss* cold shoulder… hot vagina lol *kiss**kiss* fuck this is so nice.. I wish I could just live in this kind of state. *kiss* fuck you want me to go harder? Fuck yea girl watch this. Mmm ughmmm guhm gugmm fuck im gunna cum. Fuck im gunna cum right inside of you.. fuck.. mmmm.. god.. god.. that felt so fucking unreal.. that shit was so fucking hot..
*Doorbell*
Thoughts: what the heck was that? What happened? What time is it 11:55 pm? I guess we fell asleep.
Babe wake up.. we slept in.. babe you awake? Do you hear that? What kind of a freaking psycho is knocking at our door this late? Do you know whats going? Look I’m gunna go check it out. No you should stay here. Why do you wanna come with? Wait.. babe.. do you know who’s at the door?… listen…be 100 percent honest with me do you know who is at the door? … look im gunna go check it out.. just stay behind me.. look you gotta keep it down those foot steps okay? I’m checking through the peephole.. yea I don’t recognize this dude… babe tell me one last time… have you met this guy before? You have? Where? Look I’m gunna open the door right now.. I guess if I really wanna know who this guy is I could click on videos on the screen right now.. alright.. 3,2,1.
Hey! You have clue what time it is?
manny ASMR
Aspiring ASMR Artist | Internets favorite e-boyfriend.