ASMR Boyfriend SNAPS and Apologizes [Argument] [Apology]
Written by /u/ergomelancholy
Story: He’s a totally stressed out workaholic. He comes home from work and just wants to unwind with you, but your clingy habits in the way. He’s always tolerated but this time he just realizes how OVERLY clingy you can get. He get injured and snaps from his anger and takes it out on you, but regrets almost instantly.
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Script:
BOYFRIEND:
Babe, I’m home!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
(chuckling)
I’m happy to see you too.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
How was your day?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Oh yeah? What’d you do?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
(tries to speak whilst giggling)
You’re telling me that you couldn’t peel an orange, so you just ate the whole thing?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Orange crust? Where do you get such ideas from? I swear I need to just stay home every day so you don’t end up doing weird stuff. Remember last week when you ‘fortified’ the front door because you were scared when the mailman knocked on the door
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Yeah, but why would you assume that?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Look, I know we’re dating but I seriously have the biggest crush on you.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Y-you’re blushing.
BOYFRIEND pecks listener on the lips
BOYFRIEND:
(laughing)
I’m sorry, I just can’t
LISTENER:
(continues to hold onto BOYFRIEND for several seconds more)
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BOYFRIEND:
Soooo, how much longer are you gonna hold onto me?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Forever? C’monnnnn. I mean, yeah, I do love your hugs, but how can I play with your hair if you’re arms are keeping mine from moving?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Hey now, don’t push me around, you’re gonna get us hurt.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
(a bit more sternly)
Seriously, this isn’t a good ide-
LISTENER trips and falls forward, causing BOYFRIEND to hit his head on the nearby table
BOYFRIEND:
(yelling-ish)
Fuck! Holy fuck!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I told you to be careful!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I don’t care if it was an accident, I still hit my damn head against the table! What were you thinking?!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
And of course this only happens because you’re so clingy.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Yes, you can’t go an hour without texting me to check up. I just need to be involved in everything you do!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Oh, yeah, you’re ‘sorry’.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I… I’m going to our room.
BOYFRIEND storms away
BOYFRIEND:
(italics = in his head)
What the fuck is wrong with me.
BOYFRIEND:
Why did I get so mad? I’m fine, it doesn’t even hurt anymore.
(pauses)
Yes, I’m tired but that’s no excuse.
BOYFRIEND listens out and hears LISTENER crying
BOYFRIEND:
Is she crying? No, no, no, no.
BOYFRIEND:
I’m terrible, this is exactly why I told myself not to get into a relationship. I can’t treat her right.
(taking a deep breath)
I.. need to go apologize.
BOYFRIEND walks back out to LISTENER
BOYFRIEND:
Hey…. babe?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I am sorry… and I know that doesn’t make up for what I’ve done but… I know I did something terrible and… I’m terrible
BOYFRIEND:
(starting to cry)
All you were doing was giving me love, and I yell at you for that…
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
Maybe you did hurt me, but it was a mistake, a loving mistake and it didn’t even really hurt.
BOYFRIEND:
So…. please, don’t cry. I completely understand if you need time alone to process everything and I don’t expect you to forgive me, I don’t deserve it. I can give you all the space you need and… if you just want to end things and… (trying push the words out past tears) break up, w-we c-can do that…
LISTENER:
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LISTENER hugs BOYFRIEND
BOYFRIEND:
W-what. Why are you hugging me?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
N-no you shouldn’t, you can’t forgive me!
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
…yeah, work wasn’t great today and I guess I took it out on you.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
But I’m supposed to be the one to protect you from ever being mistreated.
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I can… still be that? Really?
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
You still want me?…
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
T-thank you so much… darling. I-I’ll never do anything like that again I promise! C’mon, let me pinky promise it. I can’t break those
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
I really am sorry…
LISTENER:
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BOYFRIEND:
It would help to talk about my day at work, you’re right. Although I suspect eating a whole orange wasn’t the most stupidly cutest thing you did all day…
manny ASMR
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