ASMR Boyfriend Gets ANGRY, JEALOUS, and SNAPS! [Argument]
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Story:
Your boyfriend sees you hugging another guy. Big mistake. After beating the life out of the other dude he brings you home and snaps at you intensely. Your boyfriend is totally the jealous type as he has snooped on your phone in the past and had started arguments over the tiniest suspicions. This time he gets especially angry and it totally scares you!
Script:
Get in the freaking car! Quit your complaining you have no idea how much trouble you’re in. I swear to god I leave you alone for 2 seconds and you this what you do to me? Do you have any shame? Hugging some random dude on the street like that? Yea I had to beat the life out of him that’s whats gunna happen sweetheart, I don’t give crap that I had to leave him all bloody mangled that’s whats gunna happen to any dude who tries touching my girl. God I can’t stand your crying just shut your freaking trap and wait till we get home. You’ve got lots of explaining to do little lady.
Sit down. Hurry up and sit down I don’t hear whimpering and crying like you was in the car, alright? Listen, woman, I’ll give you a chance to explain yourself right now who the heck that dude was that you were dry humping on the street corner. There is no such thing and ‘hugging’ between men and women sweetheart that’s not the way the world works it’s always considered a public dry hump. I swear if you don’t start talking I’m gunna have to take serious measures. So Imma say it again: who was that guy?! Just a friend? Yea come on girl don’t play stupid with me I know your lying! I know your lying I can see it in your face you always make that facial expression when are guilty. Why are you guilty? What exactly would you have to feel guilty about, huh? Unless you actually did something you wouldn’t have got a reason but now your just making suspicions a lot worse for yourself! This wasn’t a friend don’t try to play that game with me again. Who was he? Are you actually for real right now? You wanna play the quiet game? How would like it if I threw away all your ben and jerry’s ice cream huh? There we no aha now you start talking lol. Wait are you serious? You wouldn’t.. no.. babe I freaking knew it! I knew it! Why would you do that to me? We’ve been over this before? Don’t you remember? With the top right corner if you can’t remember, babe what the heck is wrong with you I told you not to meet up with this dude yet you did it anyways.. why? I can’t believe it. I can’t believe you met up with the dude who killed my dog. I can’t believe you met up with the man who killed my bestfriend and wouldn’t tell me. That’s completely despicable. There’s no excuse for that! None at all! I can’t tell you how betrayed I feel. What were you afraid of? You were afraid I was gunna hurt the guy? You were right! And yea Of course I was gunna do that! You think that dude gave a crap about how much he hurt me? huh? He probably didn’t. Probably didn’t even think twice about it. I’ve should have known from the beginning. I knew something was up when you I caught you answering phone calls on my phone when I was in the bathroom. I should have known that something was up when I would spot you darting into the other room just to send and receive texts. Like, who the heck does that? I should’ve especially known when I realized who had been eating on the Oreos. Babe when you guilty you start eating like a freaking farm animal. I can’t believe that even when you told me you weren’t gunna see this guy and we were not going to accept his apology you still did. How does that even happen? What magic pick-up line did he use on you and that got you so interested huh? What the heck are you doing with those flowers? Why are you still holding onto those? Give me those! Babe.. give me the flowers before I have to grab them from you. Fine.. we’ll have it your way.. what were you even doing with these anyways? Just because that random dude gave you flowers it doesn’t mean nothing alright? Men will just by those things for women just to shut their traps alright? Yea sorry to burst your bubbles sweetie-pie but its just the freaking truth. Yea like the ones I got your on valentines day? Completely bogus. Why is this shocking to you it’s just a bunch of dead plants wrapped up in paper, which is just another dead plant. Seriously? Just get over it. There is nothing sentimental about dead plants! I’m not impressed that this random guy bought you flowers there’s nothing special about it. What did you just say? Jealous? How the heck am I jealous? I’m not angry and I’m not losing control. You don’t think I have the right to be jealous if I feel betrayed? I feel like you enjoy seeing my be jealous and angry. Yea I feel like you actually get a kick out of seeing your boyfriend get angry and jealous. If you like it so much, feel free to click on the screen right and check out more that kind of stuff if you really want to. I’m freaking sick of you holding on those flowers give them to me! give them to me right now! That’s it I’m gunna have to grab them straight from you if that’s what its gunna take. Give it!