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Story:
Your mother and his uncle have been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. At first the both of you were forced to work together, and now you are forced to live together! Since the moving process is still early, you two are forced to share a bed!
Script:
Wait, what do you mean there’s only one bed? How is this gunna work? Wait what? No No No, naw unh no way! You’re crazy to even suggest it! No I don’t want to have to share a bed with you! Look its already bad that your mom is dating my uncle, its even worse that they’ve decided to move in together, forcing us to become roommates, but having to share a bed with you? That’s just crazy talk come on. Yea I know it’s only temporary since were still in the moving process but still I can’t be bothered. Look how tiny this thing is. What is this like a twin mattress? Look I call dibs. No get out of the way move over! I’m calling dibs! If I lie starfish on the thing it’s mine that’s how it works. See? This is me taking my territory. Yea sorry sweetie pie there’s no room for you it’s my bed. So beat it! There’s literally no room for you I’ve already stretched my arms and legs across the whole thing, I’ve already claimed it as my own. Look I’m about 6” 2 so I basically need the whole thing. You’re a lot tinier than me and you kinda look like you could just curl up into a ball on the floor like a cute little kitty kat aha. Here take this pillow that should be enough for you right lol. Why are you making that pouty face? The way you’re putting your hands on your hips right now makes you look like a cranky mother so stop it. Look I’ve already claimed this bed. Don’t make me claim in further. I swear to god girl I will if I have to. I will mark my territory like a rapid dog if I have to. Don’t tempt me! *zip* I don’t think you realize how serious I am ahah. Aye don’t throw pillows at me lol. Yea whatever storm out of the room. What are you gunna do? Tattle tale on me?
Sheesh what a cry a baby. Did she seriously think I was gunna let her sleep on the only bed? Naw freaking way this twerp aint getting nothing on me. All I gotta do is not leave this position. I bet if I leave the bed for even a second she’ll steal it from me so I gotta keep my wits about me.
What’s that? Oh my god is that a chocolate cake? Don’t tell me your trying to bribe me, because that isn’t going to work. Oh my god is that a chocolate cheese cake? Listen no your not gunna tempt me! Wait no don’t place on the desk all the way on the other side of the room! Because now I gotta stare at it and its torturing me! Why don’t I get up and grab it then? Uhhhh because I ain’t stupid, that’s why. I know your just trying to get me to leave the bed so you can steal it from me. I’m not being paranoid that’s exactly what you’re doing! I know because you are a trouble maker. (a really cute trouble maker.) And I won’t be fooled by you.. better luck next time alright?
My god this girl is such brat. Can’t believe she’s actually trying to use food as means of tricking me. My god I have a such sweet tooth though it might have actually worked if hadn’t taken the cake out of the room. Imagine losing this bed over a piece of chocolate cheese cake. Pfff not happening.
Oh your back already? What have you got this time? Chocolate milk shake? I’m starting to notice a theme here… yea you keep showing up with sugary treats and it’s just weird and suspicious. And look you’ve already tried this trick before it’s not gunna work. Oh wait… you’re giving me the milk shake? Hmmmm.. this is pretty freaking huge milk shake I gotta say.. and man it’s pretty delicious.. look.. what did you do to this shake? I feel like you must’ve done something like.. you poisoned it or something.. hold on.. *sniff* I mean it smells pretty normal… (dang.. this thing looks so freaking good! And she’s just giving it to me? why should I trust her? *stomach* oh man.. this thing just looks so good.. but no! I gotta resist it! Must resist! Must resist! Must— *straw* and I’m already drinking it. Okay well as long as I don’t finish. *straw* aaaaaand I just downed all 16 oz of it in once sitting.. ughh… what is wrong with me?)
*burp* excuse me.. oh my god that was the most chocolatey thing I’ve had in so long.. honestly.. whatever poison you dropped in it.. it was delicious lol.. I’m not paranoid I’m just cautious of myself.. yea whatever get lost who needs ya..
*stomach* oh my god.. uhhh.. what’s going on? Why am I feeling like this? *stomach* holy crap.. why am I getting so agitated? Sheesh I’m getting sweaty too.. Oh god.. I knew there was something funny about that milk shake.. it tasted a little too much like those fiber cookies my grandma is always munching on.. oh god.. I gotta pee really bad all of a sudden.. that’s what I get for chugging the damn thing all in one go..
Hey what heck was in that milk shake I don’t feel so good! I knew I never could’ve trusted you! Wait what are you doing with those two glasses of water. What do you mean science experiement? I don’t like that sound of that… and I don’t like that mischievous look you got on your face. Wait.. no don’t do that! Don’t start pouring the water from one glass to the other! No it’s uhh.. no I mean it doesn’t bother me.. but it’s just reminding me of something and making me think about stuff that I don’t wanna be thinking about right now alright! Jesus Christ would you please stop! Have mercy on my bowels and bladder please!
(Oh god.. but I can’t leave the bed.. but I gotta goo.. but if I don’t stay here then.. but I can’t hold it in forever.. oh my god.. I can feel things twisting up inside of me.. what do I do?)
I gotta goo! *huff* *puff* Gotta. Get. To .the. Toilet. Must. Relieve. Myself. Ahhhh… finally… never thought you’d be listening to an asmr of some dude doing this huh? lolol.. oh crap.. she better not be doing what I think she’s doing! alright.. lets get all washed up.. and get outta here..
I knew it! I knew you that milk shake was a mistake! You sneaky little vixen. And now you’ve taken the bed for yourself? Yea I should’ve known you were gunna do this. Aye don’t throw that pillow at me, I already told you. What? There is no way I’m sleeping on the floor you gotta be kidding me. Look it’s bed time now and I’m sleeping on that bed no matter what, so move over.. move over! No I don’t care I need you move you over right now.. don’t make me have to push you off this bed! Look.. I don’t like this anymore than you do.. but we’re gunna have to compromise alright.. and look I don’t usually sleep with a shirt on so your gunna have to be mature about alright? What? Could.. could you not stare at me? Oh yea.. these? Yea I’ve been doing a lot crunches and stuff, uhhh thanks for noticing.. ( I never thought I’d actually be shy about having a six pack..) please don’t stare so hard alright.. uhh.. what are you doing? Girls don’t wear bras when they sleep? Oh uhh I knew that.. (man why is my heart beating faster) Look lets take off the light. Okay good night. You know you’re terrible right? No you totally are. I know you set me up for this you are such a little brat I swear. I mean it was definitely creative I gotta give you that much. Could you at least tell me where you got that milkshake? McDonalds? Never would’ve guessed. Hey keep to you side of the bed. Look I know we had that uh.. ‘special moment’ in the last video but it means nothing okay? I know you’re forgetful so you can click on the screen to see what I’m talking about. Hey stop your hands are cold! What do you mean? That was on purpose! No I could tell you wanted to feel my abs and no I don’t appreciate that. How can you tell im blushing when the lights are out? Look please stop the non-sense, you want me to push you off the bed? Because I’m about to! Hey stop don’t climb on top of me