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Story:
You two have been co-workers for a few weeks now and it seems that all you ever do is bicker with one another. Today he spots you talking with one of the regular customers and begins to actually get a little jealous! He claims that he doesn’t care about you and your personal life but his jealousy starts to show through more and more, especially as you tease him!
And at the end, there is a unexpected visitor who is set to wreak havoc on café…
Script:
(Who is heck is she talking to? She’s standing over there speaking to that guy for over 10 minutes now what gives? Why does it look like they know each other so well? It looks some type of super deep conversation is going on. Oh man, I don’t like this! OH MY GOD she just put her hand on top of his. I do not like this at all. Wait.. why do I even care if this is going on? I don’t like her! She’s just my dumb co-worker! The only reason I’m near her is because I’m forced to work at this café with her. Oh god she’s looking over here! Uhh.. I gotta make it look like I’m occupied or something! Oh man this is embarrassing as heck! If she finds out I was starting at her for no reason this is not good. Oh crap she coming over here. Play it cool.. play it cool.
*Whistles*
Hey. Did you remember the change the coffee filters? Oh nothing I was just minding my own business I wasn’t paying attention to you. No I wasn’t looking at you girl relax you think you’re something to look at? So conceited. Look I already told you’re supposed to change the coffee filters before you go for your break, alright? What do you mean I’m not the boss of you? The owner of this café is my uncle so I sorta am the boss of you.
Moe: Hey!
Oh hi uncle Moe! I didn’t see you there
Moe: Listen wise guy you aint the boss of nobody you understand?
Oh sorry uncle Moe I didn’t mean to say anything out of line!
Moe: yea, yea,yea..
What are you smirking at! I seriously find you infuriating you know that! So like.. why were you talking to that guy of there? Who is that guy to you? Yea I know he’s a regular customer of this place but still you were uh… you were kinda talking to him quite a bit. No I don’t actually care but look.. I’m only saying this because I’m a responsible employee of this establishment.. so I know a lot about the regulars that hang around here, annnndd.. basically I don’t want you talking to him. No. I forbid you. If I say if it forbidden. Look you don’t get it.. that dude.. I’m pretty sure has a girlfriend.. and his girlfriends ex is freaking psycho! I don’t want you getting involved in none of that okay? What did you just call me? a drama queen? What the heck does that mean? Don’t lie to me you love some neighborhood gossip don’t you? Why are telling me that you find him attractive I don’t care who or what you think is attractive okay? No listen… wait.. no I am not.. I am not jealous! I don’t care if handsome dudes are giving you attention alright. He was probably being nice to you because you work here okay? Eh don’t poke me! And don’t call me jealous! You are such a weirdo I swear. He probably just think you were talking to him because you want tips or something. What do you mean you had a deep conversation with him you did not! No you didn’t! Why would some random dude wanna talk intimately with you? You’re not capable of deep conversation you are WAY too immature! You act like your still in kindergarten half the time I swear to god. This is supposed to be a serious work environment but you keep showing up and acting all pleasant and nice and playful and beautiful and.. I don’t like it! Uhh.. ignore that last thing I said that was a slip up no I didn’t call you beautiful, I was uhhh.. I was looking at the coffee machine and uhh yea.. caffeine is just the most beautiful thing in the world. (jesus that was a close one!) Why are you telling me that the customer found you attractive? Could you please stop being so egotistical? I’m not jealous! And the way you look has nothing to do with anything that I’m talking about you understand? Why do you always bring up you ex-boyfriend anyways? What do I have to gain form knowing that he was ALSO the jealous type? Like why are you making comparisons between us? Seriously it’s just getting weird alright. I honestly don’t know you act like this but you need to stop. alright? I don’t how you broke up with him but I bet he dumped because your crazy! I would dump you because your crazy! Honestly I would only date you, just so I could dump you and see the look on your face. You are an absolute troublemaker you know that? Remember last time when were taking out the trash and you stole my keys? Yea I still haven’t forgiven you for that you know? Look if you don’t remember stealing my keys from part 1, you can check out on the screen right now.
*Ring* *Glass Shatter* *woman screaming*
Oh my god what the heck! Hey do you see that? What’s that guy got in his hands? Is that what I think it is oh my god… Hey, hey! Duck get down to this floor! Why are standing there give me your hand we have to run right now! Come on we have to get to safety right now! Holy shit! Holy shit! What the fuck is going on! Hey come here get under the table! Holy shit I can’t believe this is happening! Are we getting fucking robbed? Is this someone from Uncles Moes past? Oh my god fuck I can’t die right now this isn’t good. Hey its okay I know the bullets are loud and I know its scary but please don’t cry right now.. here just come closer to me just come close.. it okay its okay we’re safe were safe I promise you..