ASMR: Best Friends Brother Accidentally Kisses You! [Argument]
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Story:
Ayo quit laughing at me! Look it’s not my fault I can’t get this seatbelt off this car is freaking ancient! When I first got it I found previous owner left their Blockbuster card in glove department so yeaaaa its freaking old. NO I don’t need your help. What kind man needs help from a woman anyways? *slap* Ayo you can’t hit if I trapped in a car seat! Look see if you can find some scissors the glove box. Yea so what if I wanna cut it off? You know how annoying this stupid thing is? Look whatever I’m just gunna grab my swiss army knife.. dang look could you get it out of my pocket? I mean if you wann make yourself useful it’s the least you could do! Looks its in my back pocket and I cant reach it right now. Holy cow why are sticking your whole freaking hand down my pants aayy stop tickling me! LOLOL. Did you grab it? Okay give it here. What do you mean no?! I don’t what do mean cutting off the seat belt is vandalism its my own freaking car you goodie two shoes! I don’t need a seatbelt I’m not afraid of nothing. Yea yea whatever its illegal and unsafe blah blah blah jesus Christ when did you become my mother? Ayye what the heck are you doing? Get off me! what do you mean your trying to help how is this helping! Look quit yanking on the seat belt your just making it tighter! Why are you sat in my lap like that your totally straddling me right now! Aye stop I don’t need your help. How am I being stubborn you’re the one forced herself on me! I need room I leaning the seat back.. *beep* get your butt off the steering wheel! Look your gunna make the air bags go if you don’t be careful. *PFFFF* Look what you did! Oh man what to do you mean you’re stuck! Are you trapped under air bags or something?
Thoughts:
‘Oh my god she completely on top of me. Like face the face on top of me. This is so embarrassing I’m glad her face is buried in my shoulder right now because I wouldn’t want her to see how red my face is getting.
Look were gunna slide ourselves out of this situation some how.. okay I’m go this way, and you’re gunna go that way. Okay? 1,2,3… come on no wait wait wait look out look out! Mmh- *kiss*. Oh god.. now that couldn’t have just happened. No no no no no what couldn’t have just happened. What the heck is wrong with you! Yea I’m annoyed! Look I can’t be seen kissing my friends little sister that’s not a flex ya understand sweetie pie? Look it just looks kinda sleazy you know? No it’s not just about appearances I just uhh… did I like the kiss? Uuuhhh come on don’t ask me that that’s just… noooo.. nooo comment from me okay no comment..
Thoughts: wait a second.. is that who I think it is?
Oh my god speak of the devil. SHHHH. Your brother is outside! Yea he’s far away but still I don’t him seeing us like this! So just don’t move and he won’t notice nothing! Wait what the heck… *gasp* that’s my ex-girlfriend! What is she doing with him! That dirty sun of a— oh my god their holding hands! Are you freakin serious! I told your brother to not go after my sloppy seconds. This is totally going against the bro code.. hey listen… whats your opinon on the concept of… revenge? Ahahaha what im only half joking! Okay well what your opinon on clicking on the screen and watching part 1 of this video? That’s pretty cool right? Holy crap no their walking this way! Duck! Or just move! Hide yourself somehow oh my god no no no no we don’t need this right now not at all! Can you try harder to get out!
Script: babe?! Hello? Look I know its late! I’m sorry I know I’m sorry please don’t be mad! I know you have a busy day tomorrow but please don’t hang up.. no no no no you don’t understand it’s important.. please listen to me.. I know I shouldn’t be doing this over the phone but I’ve got some bad news.. please listen.. I messed up…. I messed up really big.. I should have told you before.. but I’ve been barely able to process this myself.. remember when I told you that I would be leaving at the end of the month? Yea.. theres been a change of plans.. I received a call from earlier today telling me that I’ve been drafted and I’m going to be deployed overseas for the next few years. Babe please I’m so sorry..
Hello? Hellow? Babe are you still there? It sounded like you dropped the phone hello? Hey no, no babe please don’t get mad at me I know I should told you before I know I should have told you before! I know how much it hurt you when I told you I enlisted but please forgive me! I had to spend all day packing I had to time to tell you I was so distracted and please babe.. I need you right now.. I can’t tell you how scary it is that this is happening so soon.. I can’t believe it.. tomorrow is the day.. babe im scared *sob* I’m scared as hell.. please listen.. noo.. I can’t back out now.. I made a commitment.. I made a commitment what kind of a coward would I be if I backed out now! I can’t do that! NO sweetheart please you’re not listening to me! A part of me always felt like I needed to do this! A part of me always felt like I needed to do this for myself. So I could become a real man. That’s what my father had always told me. That a real man must be willing to fight for those that he cares about. Remember sweetheart please I’m doing this for us. I’m doing this for us.. this way I’ll be able to make things easier for us! I’m doing this for us babe please never forget that *sob* never forget that! Everything I do I do it to support you and make things better for you.. you know I don’t want to have to leave you! Especially with everything that’s been happening with you lately I know I you need someone to be with you now more than ever but please remember babe you’ll always be in my heart.. you’ll always be in my heart and we made a promise that we’d never leave each other.. but please.. babe don’t cry.. please don’t cry.. when you cry I start to cry… sweetie.. sweetie.. I need you to do something for me… please.. tell me I’m brave… tell me I’m brave.. I want to believe it and if I hear your voice telling me I’m brave then it’ll be easier for me to believe it.. can you do that for me right now? Please? Babe you not saying it why? Come on please… don’t be silent with me.. I know how much we used to love being silent on the phone with each other for minutes on end but this isn’t one of those times so please.. tell me.. *sob* thank you.. thank you.. thank you so much.. I needed to hear you.. I needed to hear you voice.. I know you love to hear mine but I love to hear yours too.. when I’m out there I swear I will never stop thinking about you.. I will never stop loving you.. I will never stop supporting you please I need you to believe me when I say that.. I also need to you to do me another favor.. after you click on one of the videos on the screen right now.. could I please come over I need to see you! *sobs* what do you mean no?! What do you mean no babe I need to see you I don’t know if I will ever get to see you again?
manny ASMR
Aspiring ASMR Artist | Internets favorite e-boyfriend.