ASMR Boyfriend Refuses Therapy [Argument]
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Story: Your asmr boyfriend has been refusing to go the therapy. He’s gone through plenty of childhood trauma and has dealt with neglect, abuse, and abandonment. To add to his dysfunction, he has an obsession with dead animals which just completely creeps you out. After he finishes telling you a disturbing story, you find yourself horrified and you run away to bathroom to puke your guts out. He chases you down but he finds that you have locked the door behind you. Your boyfriend becomes increasingly angry and begins trying to break into the bathroom.
Script:
How many times do I have to tell you there is nothing wrong with me! No! I’m not going to no stupid therapist you hear me?! Look I’m not crazy! What do you mean I look weird? I’m just cutting chicken. Can’t a man be enthusiastic when prepares a dinner for his lovely girlfriend? Look babe I don’t trust none of that GMO crap they got at the grocery store. I wanted a real chicken so I got one whats the problem? Look the kitchen is not that messy and besides chicken guts make for a good stew! And we can use the feathers to make you a new pillow so it’s a win-win! Where did I find a live chicken? I stole it from farm it doesn’t matter he’s not gunna miss one chicken. What the heck is humane slaughter? When the heck did you join PETA? Pffff your such girl. NO I did conduct humane slaughter I slit the little chicken throat with a machete like a freaking terrorist. What? It’s not weird! What does that have to do with therapy?! Yea whatever I missed like 2 sessions. Okay fine it was more like 5 sessions to be honest that therapy is freaking scam. Have you ever taken into consideration the way therapist is spelled? Put a space between the ‘E’ and the ‘R’ and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Everyone goes through trauma sweetheart the American dream is dead. Fine! You wanna know what me and that bozo therapist talking about? I’ll tell ya right here grab some freakin popcorn baby-girl were about the drop a blockbuster in this shack! Alright listen, my father, had no clue how to be a father. No that wasn’t meant to rhyme would you let me finish? Anyways my father was barely ever at home to help take care of me and my brother. He was too busy in college trying to get a freaking education. What a nerd. I got my college diploma in one after noon. Yea I just got my GED and that good enough to me. No babe that’s literally what GED stands for, ‘good enough diploma’. Why are you trying to correct me? Can you even spell GED you freaking bimbo?! Listen my mother, was absolutely bafoonapotamus. This woman was so freaking NEEDY. Remind you of anyone? She would stay up all night waiting for my father to get home just to tucked into bed like what a loser. Then they would fight all night and about the most mundane crap! They never bothered to take into the other room either. They just always had to fight in front of me and my brother. It would make me cry and I just never felt at ease in my own home. I had so much anxiety from the moment I would wake up to the moment I would go to sleep. If I could even get any sleep. I felt isolated my peers. Didn’t really have any friends. I’d always ask myself, why? Why can’t I have friends it’s not fair! *sobs*. I would hide away in the forest just so I could be myself. And so I could be by myself. It was like my little safe haven. It was around the time when I found my first dead animal. Why do you look frightened?? Ahahahah whats the matter? It’s a comedy can’t you tell?? Ahahahah… HEY! Don’t run away from me! get back here! What did you call me? I’m not some crazy yandere! If you wanna know what a yandere is you check out the videos on the screen right now. Hey! Open up this door! Why’d you lock the door open it up right now! Are you listening to me! hey! Let me in right now!
manny ASMR
Aspiring ASMR Artist | Internets favorite e-boyfriend.