ASMR Tsundere Vampire Protects and Cuddles You!

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Hey! Hey! Look out! Look out! What are you doing?! Move?! Son of a—

Thoughts: What the heck was this girl doing in the middle of the road like that? Just starting at all those cars as they came towards her.. Good things I came in at the right time..

Listen. Are you awake? Hello? You good?

Thoughts: Looks like shes’s passed out.. *hears a scream*.. Nah this aint good I gotta get out of here as soon as possible. There too many people here! What do I do with this chick? Uhhhh… ahh screw it!

Your coming with me sweetheart, so hang on tight!

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Hello? Hey! You finally awake? I can see you opening your eyes. Don’t worry everything is safe now. You look like a freaking mess though. Look your hair is messed up see— *slap* Aye! What the heck was that for I just tryna fix your messed up hair do! What? Is that any way to talk to the dude that just saved your freaking life? Whats the matter you don’t remember? Yea I can imagine its quite the shock. Listen I spare you details but you were standing in the middle of the road like fruitloop dingus while multiple cars on either side were coming in straight towards you. Lucky for you I just happen to have enjoying a nighttime stroll and saw the whole thing right before it was about to go down. As much as I would’ve enjoyed seeing you do full pancake mode, I figured it would’ve been a shame to see the cute little lady go splat lololol. What? What the heck are you mad at that’s a compliment! Huh? What do you mean it’s dehumanizing? Dehumanizing? Out of all the words you could’ve used around me that the one you had to go with? No don’t worry it doesn’t mean nothing. Did I only save you cause I found you attractive? Uhhhhh…… well I guess your not bad lolololol. *slap* aye not so hard lol. You’re cold? Why are you telling me. Listen why don’t you take a seat right here next to the fire. That’ll keep ya warm. What? What do you mean its not good enough? What you want me to knit you a sweater or something? Sheesh. Alright look you can take my jacket. Yea it’s real leather. It’s heavy too so watch out. Hahaha that things is way too big on you, lol you look ridiculous.

Thoughts: Uhhh.. come on… think of some small talk…

Soo… uhhh… you smoke weed? What? I’m just asking. So uh.. are you like.. into cars or something?….. Ayo look I’m not the best at this kinda thing alright. I don’t meet a ton of new people often. Oh yea? You consider yourself shy? Well I’m not shy.. I’m just.. well.. I work a lot of night shifts so I can’t really have a normal social life. Where do I work? Uhhhhh… the blood bank… yea. Oh yea I’m definitely excited for Halloween, great question. I loooove all hallows eve man it just.. really make me feel alive you know? Hahahahaha.. huh.. *ahem*. Look.. what the heck were actually doing anyways? It’s pretty late you know. Hmmmm.. you were running away? From what? Someone yelled at you? Like someone you cared about not treating you right? Ok I see..

Thoughts: why is she sitting closer to me… uhhh..

Ayo look why are you getting closer to me.. umm.. what does that mean… don’t look at me like that I already told you I’m awkward.. sheesh… what you do you mean your cold still?! Girl, we got fire, you got a leather coat—Aye! Ok fine,fine,fine! We can sit closer. Sure yea whatever we can cuddle it’s no problem.

Thoughts: what have I got myself into? I can’t let myself get attached to this one it never goes well for me it never does! I did I get myself into this? I guess if someone wanted to know the full story of whole adventure they could click on the some of the videos on the screen right now. * wolf sounds* Oh no that’s not good..

Hey! Hey! Calm down what happened? Did you see something? Listen what the matter? Hello?! Talk to me what happened? Calm down! Hey stop screaming, stop! STOP! I’ll check it out. I’ll check it out!