ASMR Vampire Gets Jealous and SNAPS!

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*knock knock* Open up! I can see you in there. Don’t try to hide from me! Why are you trying to play games with me now, girl! Open this window. There we go. What the matter? You’ve never had a cute guy show up at your bathroom window before? Probably not since your bathroom is on the second floor.. ahaha.. I bet most dudes wouldn’t be able to pull it off quite like me haha. You wanna let me in? Oh come on… sweeetieee.. You know how it is with guys like me…. we can’t just enter someones home unless they invite us in.. it’s a part of our code. Soo? Ahahaha thank you… don’t mind if I do.. I love your bathrobe it’s so adorable lol.. and nice bathroom you got here.. it’s very… clean… can I just ask you what conditioner you use? I mean it looked like you were using head and shoulders but— what? Oh yea I was watching you shower through the window, so what? *smack* Aye! What it’s not like I’m seeing anything I haven’t  seen! *smack* Aye! Come on now ahaha..

Thoughts: Why am I seeing two towels? Why am I seeing two toothbrushes? And theres a second bathrobe hanging from the back of the door. Hmmm..She didn’t mentioned she lived with anyone…

so… are you home alone? Nice.. nice.. you know… I was thinking about you… I hope you aren’t too spooked from last time. You still have that look on your face lol.. yea you look like you’ve seen a ghost! Ahaha I know that’s rich…coming from a guy like me. Come here… why are you backing away from me? Come on sweetheart if somethings on your mind you should just tell me. Wait, what these? Why didn’t I see this vase before? Are these flowers? God I hate flowers. What this note say.. aye what are you doing slapping my hand? Whats the matter why can’t I get close to the vase? Are you hiding something from me? Let me see! No wanna see! Move over.. god you such a freaking pain.. let me see!… what’s so special about these flowers?! And whats on the note?!… huh? ‘sorry for forgetting our anniversary’?

*smash*

What the heck is this? ANNIVERSARY? What do you mean, ANNIVERSARY?! Whose anniversary? What the heck are talking about? You lied to me! I can’t believe you freaking lied to me? why? Gimmes these freaking flowers! You know something about me.. with the way I am… If I hold a bouquet of flowers like this… it’s only a matter of minutes before.. yea look at that… dead.. this is why I hate flowers.. anytime I try to hold them they just…. DIE!… god.. I hate it!… I’m just gunna put these where they belong… *toilet flush*. How dare you! How dare you! Why would do this? Why would you waste my time! Why would you lead me on! I don’t get it.. why?! *sobs*. I hate this! Why does this always happen.. I put my faith into someone and then this is what happens.. *sobs* god.. You know what fine.. it doesn’t even matter.. I don’t even care!… This is what I get for getting my hopes up… I do it myself… I always do it myself.. but it’s not fair.. it just isn’t fair.. oh my god… I’m so embarrassed.. why?! Why would you humiliate me like this?!… god… I shouldn’t have even told anybody that I met someone.. I knew it was too good to be true.. I can’t believe you.. I thought things were gunna be different… I thought you were gunna be different.. I thought… that maybe this was my chance… that maybe this time.. my god im such a fool.. im so stupid.. god.. even after I saved your life.. even after I saved your life.. you would do this.. I can’t believe it.. and after what happened between us? It doesn’t make sense.. why doesn’t it ever make any sense.. how long do I have go through this.. it’s just been so long… so long on my own.. I can’t understand… is this just … my curse? My curse to bear forevermore? No.. not this time.. I’ve had it.. I’ve had with this.. I don’t care anymore.. girl.. you owe me.. naw for real you owe me.. I want what you got.. the life force running through you.. I want it.. I’ve been smelling it this whole time and it’s just to much to bear.. I was thinking about all last night.. all last night.. I told myself over and over not to think about it but it would keep me up at night.. the scent.. its just good.. I gotta have some.. don’t try to run! Don’t try to run now your not be able to get away from so don’t even bother!