ASMR Boyfriend SNAPS After Saving Your Life! [Argument] [Apology] [M4F]

Script:

Oh man I am tired lol. That was some night out. Can you believe that random bum-looking dude came up to us while we were talking about piercings? Yea honestly I never had heard of a St. Albert piercing until he mentioned it. Honestly I regret looking it up on my phone while I was trying to eat lol. Even worse I eating sausage lol god. I’m telling you this neighborhood is a little wack at times. Yea lots of sketchballs around these parts. Yea babe could you lock door this time? You always forget to do it I don’t want to have to keep reminding you. It’s bad habit of yours I swear. Yea you know I used to have ear pierced when I was younger. Oh man when I first got em my mother freaked lol. Oh my god no I went to tattoo parlour to get em done. No why would I have gone to Claires I would hate to have to walk in to that store its soooo girly I would be too embarrassed lolol.

Wait did you hear that? Omg babe shhhhh.. tell me right now.. did you forget to lock the door again? Oh my god are you friggin serious right now? Do you hear that? Yoo oh my god babe I think someone is in there. I think someone walked in shhhhh shhhhh be quiet. Okay look get under the bed right now I’m gunna go check it out.. no shhhhh don’t worry about me ill be fine. Most home invasions are opportunists and can the situations can be deescalated verbally. I’m gunna be fine okay. I’ll be okay just—no babe don’t leave this room don’t make a sound and don’t open the door. Just get under the bed right now. Everything is gunna be okay *kiss* I love you.

Hey.. HEY YOU! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING IN MY HOUSE, HUH? AYY YO COME HERE. AAGHHH! GOD DAMMIT. YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH DO YA? HUH? YOU TRYNA BEEF RIGHT NOW BRO LETS GO. *BANG* *BANG*

*knocking on the door

*footsteps

Hey babe, its okay it me.. I’m alright.. its safe to come on out. You okay? I know it’s intense you don’t gotta cry though. Alright come with me. You see this dude? Recognize him? Yea this punk-kid lives on the end of the block. Scumbag thought this was some type of funny prank. Ridiculous. Knocked him out pretty good though. I know this kid. Snot-nose little punk been getting himself into trouble since time. Whatever. I took his gun away from him. Don’t worry about him now he’s harmless. Look at what this little punk did my freakin living room. Babe, clean this place up I’ll be in the kitchen. What’re you waiting for? Chinese new year? Chop-Chop get to cleaning I gots to clean up these wounds in the kitchen sink. Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost? Hello? Are you deaf? Look I’m not hurt that bad relax. What do you mean, I’m mad?! I aint mad.. I’m furious this only happened because of you! I told you to lock the door! No why do I always gotta lock it you should learn to be responsible too! I fully reminded right then and there to lock it. I warned about these parts of town and yet still you’re being stupid and forgetting. I’ve the right to be pissed look the hell happened! Whatever. No. No I don’t need you helping me I can bandage myself up.

Thoughts:

Damn these cuts look pretty bad. Not sure what the hell I gotta do to fix myself. Where the hell is the first aid kit? There we go. Shoot how the hell am I gunna open apply all these stuff if both my hands are sprained. Man I really beat the crap outta that kid my hands are just messed.

What’re doing here? I told I didn’t need your help I can take of myself. As soon as I can open up this rubbing alcohol. Freaking child proof caps I hate these things. What do you want from me? You want me to tell you it’s not your fault? Well it is. Ayee don’t hug me from behind like that I got injuries you know? Uhhhh look I know you’re sorry. It’s fine babe it’s okay. Come here. Yea its alright I know you’re sorry. I know you’re sorry. Its okay I forgive you. I forgive you. Don’t you worry you’re little head now. It’s alright. And look I’m sorry for yelling at you. I was just.. this was a lot to take in right now. I.. babe.. I was scared as all hell I’m not gunna lie. I… I was trying to keep my cool but this type of situation.. especially since I needed to protect you.. It was overwhelming I couldn’t control my emotions for a second there. I’m sorry. Hey could you uhhh… could you help me out? I can’t seem to get this rubbing alcohol open.. okay thanks.. and do you mind? Oh yea thank you.. okay just let me know when you’re going to apply the stuff I know this stuff tends BUURRRN OH MY GOD LOL why you little lolol. Thanks though. I got this part thanks I wrap the bandages myself yea. Okay lets get back to the living room. Oh Christ. This little punk got away. Whatever he knows not to come back so it’s no big deal. Naw I aint gunna call the cops I don’t care. Hold on a second… it looks like he dropped something on his way out. Some type of note? Oh no look.. it’s a drawing.. a pretty good drawing too. Interesting. Wonder why he was carrying this around…